POP CULTURE CUT-OUTS

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  1. Circus Fleas

  2. Amelia Badelia

  3. Charli XCX

  4. Obsession the Movie

  5. Testing out some stuff to see what happens

  6. Blah blah blah

  7. This that and the other

  8. I think this looks better than before

  9. Canopy beds

  10. Hannah Einbender

TOP LIKES

  1. When coffee makes your whole car smell

  2. Shazaaming a song and learning it’s an extremely well-known song

  3. Signing a letter with “yours truly”

  4. Air quotes

  5. Free tampons

TOP DISLIKES

  1. Caffeinated beverages that don’t list their caffeine content

  2. Roman numerals

  3. Pulling into a parking spot and someone is sitting in their car right next to you (and vice versa)

  4. Stickers that don’t peel off easily

  5. Being “mature” for your age

MY LIFE AS POP CULTURE

  1. Voted “most likely to die from eating too much sugar”

    as a senior superlative, then got Type 1 Diabetes 6 months later

  2. Finally adopted a cat, and he likes taking baths

  3. Born in a bathtub

  4. Has waves of vivid dreams, then no dreams at all

  5. Boasts an incredible memory for faces

  6. Gets “well-balanced” on every single personality test

  7. Lived in Berlin as a child

  8. Realized that hydrogen peroxide is not the magical solution

  9. Needs to drink way more water

  10. Loves when people leave their blinds open

DO NOT READ

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